I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Enjoy the penises
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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