He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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