she smelled like a LAN party
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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