its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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