Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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