My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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