Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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