If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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