I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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