i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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