Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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