check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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