It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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