3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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