I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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