Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Slut skills are useful in every country.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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