guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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