Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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