Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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