this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Randomize
