let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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