margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
honey bunches of taint.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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