I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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