We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
ttyl tear gas
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize