I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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