Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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