Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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