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i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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