Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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