I want to stick my p in your. b.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
how does that bad decision feel?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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