i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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