Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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