I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Pants are for mortals
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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