you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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