i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
