We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
