I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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