And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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