The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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