why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You smell like stripper and shame
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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