Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
