you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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