You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
FUCK WHALES
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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