this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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