I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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