then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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