I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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