a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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