Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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