even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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