you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
operation have a gay friend backfired
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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