I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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