Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she told me i tasted like america
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Do plants get herpes?
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